Bashful Buddy Pillows

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Is it that bad?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

Bashful Royal Guard

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"