Baseball Partner Gifts

Abraham sacrifices Isaac

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Team Leader

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

High-gravity baseball

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I AM at my usual position."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"