Baseball Innovator Gifts

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Mozart on a computer,

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Ginger Baker.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Pole Vault Rules

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Deregulated Baseball

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

String Quartet Vending Machine

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"My client already has a patent on round things."

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

'I only do biometric readings now.'