Baseball Innovator Pillows

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Mozart on a computer,

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Deregulated Baseball

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

String Quartet Vending Machine

"My client already has a patent on round things."

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."