Golf Innovator Pillows

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Largest Divot Trophy.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hacksaw Violin.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"You have a good lie."

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Golf