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'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Pole Vault Rules

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

The Masters.

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Largest Divot Trophy.

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Hacksaw Violin.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Do you know any other poses?'

"You have a good lie."