Baseball Visionary Pillows

Deregulated Baseball

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Lost and Profound.

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Write about robots."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I just invented business!'

Start up

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."