Baseball Card Collector Pillows

'The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card.'

'Diversified Investments Inc. Specializing in: Stocks, Bonds, Govt. securities, baseball cards, comic books.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Big advantage!!'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'Occassional cards'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Never date a medical illustrator.