Baseball Card Collector Mugs

'The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Red Card - Gold Card.

Business people buying greeting cards.

'Big advantage!!'

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Occassional cards'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Home Business - Business Cards.

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Greeting Cards