Baseball Bat Collector Pillows

"It looks like the custodians union is playing hardball."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

An Unexpected Guest.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Bats with blankets.

"I know your mother."

Govt. UK led by Seance

The next damn Batman.

Prepper Dog

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Bat

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'