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"It looks like the custodians union is playing hardball."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Bats with blankets.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I know your mother."

The next damn Batman.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Prepper Dog

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Vampire Umbrella

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'