Barter System Fan Pillows

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'Pay the bill in trade, as usual, Doc?'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Moses and the bridge.

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

The Reaper's Arms

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Paddlithic Period

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

ACcountants Lunch

Eskimo Snow Globe

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

"If I win, I'm taking my payments over the next 30 years!"

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

When Atlas shrugs it off.

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

'Maybe I should change this thing more often.'

"Woah, dis it thwick!"

O'Keefe.

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

"Where would you be without the union? Unemployed!"

'We're hoping to go back to the James Bond of the novels, so we're looking for a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.'

"Now, follow me. . . You, on the other hand, have tons of hay but need milk. Right? I, on the other hand, have plenty of milk but need hay. . ."

The Reapers were concerned about junior's adolescent fascination with flower arranging... among other things