Barricade Bandit Gifts

'This can't be good.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

BLESS YOU

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Nannies Of The Old West

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

One more please.

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Backpackers.

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.