Barricade Bandit Gifts

'This can't be good.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

White Collar Crime.

BLESS YOU

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Nannies Of The Old West

The Specimen Hunter

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

One more please.

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Backpackers.

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'