Barometer Buffs T-Shirts

The Barometric Pressure begins to tell on Stan the Weatherman.

Welcome Spring.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Battery Lighthouse

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"But I use all of them!"

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Toy Store/Battery Store

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Physics toy.

Newton discovers surrealism

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Man and dog with QR-code heads.