Barometer Buffs Gifts

The Barometric Pressure begins to tell on Stan the Weatherman.

Welcome Spring.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Battery Lighthouse

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"But I use all of them!"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Tired of fetching?'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Toy Store/Battery Store

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Newton discovers surrealism

Physics toy.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.