Barometer Buff Gifts

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

'The barometric pressure begins to tell on Stan the weatherman.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

A trevor of trainspotters

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Battery Lighthouse

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

French horn.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Ornithologist

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.