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Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Barcode Dreams

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Self-Checkout.

Consumption Graph.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Economic Prosperity

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

'It was love at first sight!'

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Sisyphus Deconstruction

Rokeby Venus

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

'Remember the old days when all we had to worry about was moral bankruptcy?'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"