Barnyard Comic Pillows

Farm Humor.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Cock A Doodle

Moo! OOM!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Ham-Dram

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Your barn door's open.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'Tender and Juicy.'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"We need less cowbell!"

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Is it slop yet?'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

Sheep

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Abandon Sheep.'