Barn Convertor Pillows

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

You will always find a spot to garden

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Down On the Farm

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

'It's got all the original features.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

Fried Chicken.

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

The Attorney Barn

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

'I'm not so much worried about his state of mind, it's really the carpet I'm concerned about.'

Barn

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

"Bed and breakfast"

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

'Do you know a good way to stop a horse from chewing wood?'

"I converted the barn."