Barn Convertor Pillows

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

You will always find a spot to garden

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

'It's got all the original features.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Fried Chicken.

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

Growing up/growing out.

The Attorney Barn

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

'Eggs did come before chickens!'

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

"Bed and breakfast"

"Just what I was hoping for - another hearty, farm-fresh, country breakfast."

Paint thinner.

Barn

'I'm not so much worried about his state of mind, it's really the carpet I'm concerned about.'

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

"I converted the barn."

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