Barn Conversion Enthusiast Pillows

'It's got all the original features.'

"I converted the barn."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cow Show Tunes

"Ever eat a bird?"

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Oh you baad bad girl!

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Psst! Stay in character!

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Cow being clamped for milk.

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'