Barking Symphony Lover Gifts

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"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Orchestra.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Bassoons.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Malcolm Sargent

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Edvard Grieg.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Musicians on a beach

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Orchestra

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

Ludwig von Beethoven

Bedrich Smetana

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Conductorcize.

Camille Saint-Saens

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Three great regrets.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Double Bass.