Barking Mad Dog Fan Pillows

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Dog's Sandwich

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

'No, no, no I said SIT'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"How's the new job?"