Barking Mad Dog Fan Pillows

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

Pets christmas tree

Dog's Sandwich

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'No, no, no I said SIT'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'