Bark Negotiators Gifts

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Barks in code.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"That's just not the real me."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

Overdraft limit.

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Cruel Pet Tricks

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog-English dictionary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"It's non-negotiable."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

Free Associating.

"Dogs not only look like their owners, they sound like them too."

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

No Consensus Beyond This Point.

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

'Short bark and sdes please.'

'He kept saying that, 'my bark was worse than my bite', so I bit him!'

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."