Bark And Moo Matcher Gifts

"He's a bull dog."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Dogs

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'I found him on the internet.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Lovers

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Headshot of perky dog.

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"