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"He's a bull dog."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dogs

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'I found him on the internet.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Lovers

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

Noise machines for dogs.

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"