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Headshot of perky dog.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Not now, Oliver."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I think we have run out of time..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Lasso

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."