Barhopper Pillows

"You are looking really good right now."

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Next Round Indicator

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Sober Tooth Tiger

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."