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'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'But what do you sell?'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

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'Chief, this could be anyone!'

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'Well at least they died with smiles on their faces.'

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

Antiques dealer and customer

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'His damaged timepiece stopped at V P.M. that's probably time of death.'