Bargain Forensic Analyst Pillows

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

Unusual Offers

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'But what do you sell?'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"We re cutting back on overhead."

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

Antiques dealer and customer

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'His damaged timepiece stopped at V P.M. that's probably time of death.'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."