Bargain Detective Gifts

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

I can offer finance at £400/month for 2 years. - 'Eh?! The car's only worth £6,000' - 'Okay, I'll reduce it to £300/month...' - 'That's more like it.' - '...over 3 years. Heh, heh...' - 'Gah.'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Bargain basement sale...

"Today's free comic book day, right?"

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Beach con-man.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Will work for ETFs

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.