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"If you could get something from back in time, what would you pick?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Needs to get a life"

Wagging Dog

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Cock A Doodle

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Slinky Cow World

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"Moulting"

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

EU: Behind the scenes.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."