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"We think it's her most commercial collection yet."

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Beach con-man.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

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'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Misunderstood artist

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

That's supposed to say garage sale!

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Countervailing Clichés.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."