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Two Fleas in a Bar

"My dad's a magician- he walks down the road and turns into a pub."

Oilmen...

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Fried chickens.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Catnip for everyone."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Those Senior Moments: 'Tell me something - do I come here often?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Quiz Night...

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'