Barbecue Dreamer Gifts

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Come and get it!"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'