Dinosaur Barbecue Dreamer Gifts

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

I.T. Fear

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"It's an Eyesaur."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early accounting scandals.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

Experts through the ages.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

tbt

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."