Dinosaur Doodler Gifts

Selfie Man

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

How to draw a martian!

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Experts through the ages.

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

BLESS YOU

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

Before Instagram