Dinosaur Doodler Mugs

Vincent Van Og.

"Your pigment is out of toner."

Selfie Man

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

How to draw a martian!

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

High School Schedule

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Experts through the ages.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

BLESS YOU

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"