"Ok Buddy. No more AB negative blood for you tonight!"
Bar Tale Enthusiast Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home bar or lounge area with pillows featuring clever designs for the enthusiastic bar storyteller—great for relaxing moments or entertaining friends.
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."
"Another flue shot, Larry.
'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"
"You want your olive?"
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"
The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.
'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'
"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."
A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar
"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"
"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."
'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'
Ostrich Bar
Frog and Princess in Bar
"Do they look tired to you?"
"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."
"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."
'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'
Raw Piano Bar
Inappropriate horse whispering.
"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."
Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!
Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.
"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"
'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'
'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
Bar Tale Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Bar Tale Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of bar tale enthusiast mugs—perfect for anyone who loves to sip, tell stories, and share laughs over a drink.
Bar Tale Enthusiast Prints
Showcase their love for storytelling and drinks with themed prints—ideal for decorating their favorite space with humor and style.
Bar Tale Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that match the lively spirit of bar tale enthusiasts—ideal for casual outings and lively evenings.