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"Ok Buddy. No more AB negative blood for you tonight!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"You want your olive?"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Raw Piano Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'