Bar Scene Veteran Gifts

I wish you'd stop playing hard to get...rid of!

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"You want your olive?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Do they look tired to you?"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

Beer

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''