Bar Mitzvah Gifts

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Shotgun Bar Mitzvah

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

Shmeuly's car turns 13.

"My parents want me to have a bar mitzvah in Israel, but I'd rather have it in Yankee Stadium."

Cats holding up Happy Bar Mitzvah sign.

David really shouldn't have skipped Tallis and Tefillin classes.

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

"Impressive! Apert from weddings, are you available for birthdays and Bar-Mitzvah's?"

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Pina Coladas

Before the Internet

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Watching the football.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Thank you, Sir."

Raw Piano Bar

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'