Bar Mitzvah Gifts

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Shotgun Bar Mitzvah

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

Shmeuly's car turns 13.

"My parents want me to have a bar mitzvah in Israel, but I'd rather have it in Yankee Stadium."

Cats holding up Happy Bar Mitzvah sign.

David really shouldn't have skipped Tallis and Tefillin classes.

Do you see that hill over there? That's where I became a man? I didn't know they had outdoor Bar Mitzvahs.

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

"Impressive! Apert from weddings, are you available for birthdays and Bar-Mitzvah's?"

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Pina Coladas

Before the Internet

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Watching the football.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Thank you, Sir."

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Raw Piano Bar

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah