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'That's only temporary. It becomes permanent when I pass the Bar exam.'

Before the Internet

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Yawning barristers in court

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Two lawyers in a royal court

Counsel examining witness

'Judge Mental.'

Criminal Stupidness

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Pinocchio and Partners Lawyers.

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Soren Kierkegaard

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'Here's a toughie - does a public nuisance have a right of privacy?'

"As a mitigating circumstance, may I say that my client's getaway car was a hybrid."

'Look, I'm sorry... but you could hardly expect me to remember every little thing I learned in Law School...'

"Prosecution bears the burden of proof."/"Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof."

"We would like to request a change of venue to an entirely different legal system."

'Who ever says crime doesn't pay isn't a lawyer!'

"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."