Bar Debate Fan Gifts

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Self Checkout

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

George Will

Two Americas

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Chuck Schumer

The partisan cafe

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

The delegitimization effort.

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Bring on the Crazy