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"I'm Jo. Ban Jo."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Robbie Williams

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Do they look tired to you?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Raw Piano Bar

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

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