Bankline Comic Gifts

Bank customers and bank tellers wait in line to meet with each other.

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

At The Clown Bank.

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

"You never express your emotions. You're very blank."

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

Business Fairy Tales.

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Farm Humor.

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name.

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

'Too late. The government beat you to it.'

Dracula is refused a loan from the Blood Bank 'Your credit rating is terrible!'

'You mean like a bailout?'

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

'It's true their security is better here but they don't have overdraft fees.'

'There's a simple explanation for this, but our friends in Legal can make it incomprehensibly complicated.'

'There you go...we now keep our clients' money separate from our own.'

Small Loan Dept.

"Good heavens no, Mr. Jenners, whatever gave you that idea? We don't lend money, we make it."

"Do you know you can do this more easily on line, Mr. Pine?"

Ask About Our Attractive Deposit Rates

Please enter your wallet.

"Sorry I'm late, I was itchy."

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

"I wish you would stop asking customers how much filthy lucre they're depositing."

Felony State Bank