Banking Books Buff Gifts

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

"What's a debenture?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

E.U. Banking Union.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

European currency on the edge.

A Day In The Kitchen

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Money Bar.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"I don't like the look of this."