Bandaged Baller Prints

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

World Cup Fever

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"If you need anything just wink."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

Minor Surgery

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

It's from your private medical insurance.

Carbon Dating Agency

'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'