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"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Medical Supplies

"If you need anything just wink."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Minor Surgery

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'We may as well make use of you.'

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

It's from your private medical insurance.

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

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'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'