Bandaged Buddy Prints

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

Frigid Cold

"If you need anything just wink."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

Carbon Dating Agency

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'

"Oh, come on. If it had happened to me you'd've laughed too."

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'