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Must be one of those underground bands.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Guitar Hero.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"I Love U2."

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

'I just discovered fire!'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

Mermaids

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

Magus

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

'It's a Marimba!'

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Homeless or in a band

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'