Band Lore Discoverer Gifts

Must be one of those underground bands.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Couple sharing earbuds.

How hit songs get their names

Guitar Hero.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"I Love U2."

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

Muse

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

'I just discovered fire!'

'It's a Marimba!'

Fizz Wipple's All Stars - (except for the second trumpet and the drummer)

Magus

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Mermaids

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Homeless or in a band

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."